Blue's Place Disclaimer:
The following site, in which you may or may not decide to enter, may contain material that could be considered unsuitable for some viewers. It may cause you to break out in paroxysm, hysteria, extreme agitation, convulsions, perplexity, derrangement, delusions, and possibly hallucinations. This site has been known to cause your eyes to bulge from within the sockets in which they sit in your skull, and blood to spew out onto the monitor in front of which you sit. Your brains may trickle into a smelly substance from a lower unmentionable oraface in people who purchase music played on top 40 radio stations and genetic mutations can occur in the offspring of those with bad hand-eye cordination whom have a tendency to line dance to country music in order to remember their left from thier right. People who use, or abuse controlled substances may experience a more than unusual trip that takes them to a euphoric place, where thier week old twinkies will begin spontaneous combustion (tis a shame they get that old) and they will wallow in the drainage of spoiled and rotting food. For all of those that do not have a sense of humor and do not appreciate fun, may the warmth of your breath be familiar with a dog's colon.
In order to enter Blue's Place you must also agree not to seek any financial responsibility from this web site nor it's webmaster in the form of any legal fancy mumbo jumbo court stuff to pay for any medical treatment caused by Blue's Place.
If you agree to this disclaimer you must now place 4 blue candles (preferably royal blue) to the north, south, east, and west of your monitor while raising your right hand, crossing your eyes, lifting your left leg 90 degrees in front of you, while singing the theme song to Winnie the Pooh and click on the enter button with the left thumb of you left hand. If you choose not to do this you should click on the button entitled lick your carpet.
Furthermore, if you find all
of this stupid please refer to the top paragraph, particularly the line
of those that do not have a sense of humor.
